HOW TO GET YOUR PICTURE IN THE PAPERS

The best way to get your picture in the Nations leading newspapers is as follows:

1) Don't want to go to the event in the first place. Have your friends, twist your arm; guilt-trip you; lay wait you with a golf-cart and practically drag you there.

2) Avoid playing politics this election and try and stay out of the limelight.

3) Stupidly decide to pose with Prime Minister for a picture for your blog and not remember that there is a host of other paparazzi around following the PM.

The mood around the nation tonight on election eve, is like Marie Sharp's hot pepper sauce "Fiery Hot".

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