1) The ones that complain so much, they would move the island to be closer to the reef if they could.
2) The ones that don't live up to the cultural mystique of the Caribbean male genital.
3) The ones that want an apology for their own drunkeness & I don't suffer morons gladly.
4) The ones that think forbidden fruit always taste the best.
5) The ones that never really saw the UFO but always got to make you believe they saw it.
6) The ones who, in a futile attempt, try to inhale a colossal burrito from Rasta Pasta.