So we are in the process of cleaning up the hostel after we managed to vacate everyone. I asked Damian, my employee/squatter/relative/friend (my cousin's son who sleeps on my couch more often than not) to empty out the refrigerators & shelves and he came upstairs with a bunch of left over cereal in boxes.

Me: "I'm not going to eat all that cereal, give it away"

Damien: "I'll take it, don't you know that selection is a home-boy BUFFET?"