OVERHEARD

"I'm so old, I fart dust"

"You look like if you lose any more weight, you gonna fall through your underwear and hang yourself"

"My grandmother is old but sharper than a knife & she can still run around the block"

"Walking around this island barefeet everyday has my feet looking like I have been digging potatoes. In fact, if you drop a seed on my toe, I think it might grow"

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