Things I sometimes ponder...

• Am I the only one who does yoga with a lit cigarette dangling from the lips?
• Am I the only one who has two snickers bar & a root beer for dinner?
• Am I the only one who thinks the whole world is fucked?
• Am I the only one who thinks we should go back to spanking bratty kids?
• Am I the only one who hates this crappy caribe weather?
• Am I the only one looking forward to a big hurricane this year now that I am properly insured and need a new rainy weather resistant building?
• Am I the only one who loves animals more than people?
• Am I the only one thinking where did my MIND go?