OVERHEARD

"I don't need to go see Mayan Ruins, I saw plenty of ruins in Belize City this morning"

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"After accruing more shady acquaintances, we will continue to Mexico"

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Question:

"What is your profession in Belize?"

Answer:

"Heart breaker"

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Question on message board:

"How do you 'backpack' somewhere?"

Answer:

"Don't go, you will get yourself murdered"

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Question on messge board:

"How do you backpack through BACK-ASSEWARD CENTRAL AMERICAN COUNTRIES?"

Answer:

"If you're smart, with a gun, countless re-loads and a prayer book.

Then again, if you're smart, you wouldn't go backpacking in the first place."

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Question:

"Don't you know who I am?"

Answer:

"I should know who you are, the amount of times I've seen you climb out of so & so's ass"

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Question:

"Can I take your picture?"

Answer:

"I am not a tourist attraction of Caye Caulker"

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"Yeah I worked you like a mule, but I paid you like a mule too"

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"If you stay on that farm, the goat will marry you too just like he did your brother"

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"Caye Caulker people don't bat an eye at eccentricity"

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"The only thing I'm doing today is lieing out like a croc flat in the sun"

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"I am on a high horse and my horse is riding fast! giddy-up....giddy-up"

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"This chocolate and that vanilla ain't gonna swirl"

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