PLAYERS MEET ON SEX SAFARI IN BELIZE

Try to follow this one, it took me a while to digest when I heard about Mandingstress weekend after coming in from San Ignacio with Coco Loco. 
We had an eventful weekend ourselves, which included a burnt alternator in NOwhereville,
 a flat tire late at night on the highway where warning shots fired were meant to scare us in case we were rebels, 
subsequent rescue by drunk policemen coming from a party, 
and falling into a hole on the highway as big as a cenote or Mayan cave...-
 but right now I have another story to tell you.

First let me introduce you to the Caribbean Cast of Characters in detail:

MANDINGO -Local gigolo seeking opportunity with a foreign woman.
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MANDINGSTRESS - Local female predator seeking opportunity with a foreign man
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MANDINGSTRESS TWIN - Female Opportunist who attaches herself to the Game uninvited.
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MANDINGO SPONSOR - Foreigner paying the way of a local mandingo in exchange for sex
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Alpha SPONSOR - A foreigner who sponsors everybody unwillingly.

Follow me so far........?

The  Sex Safari Games took place in San Pedro.

Mandingo found her and "fell in love". She was a Mandingo Sponsor and he felt he was about to hit a jackpot.

Mandingstress said:
"I hope she's ready to get her heart torn out and lime squeezed on it"

Alpha Sponsor flies in from First World to surprise his girlfriend who has in the meantime become a Mandingo Sponsor,   she wasn't expecting him and she already had a local boyfriend on her Caribbean vacation, the very lucky Mandingo who was to show her the sights and sounds local style.

She, Mandingo Sponsor, who recently arrived to the Caribbean has dabbled in "Mandingoism" apparently, with her own secrets in the closet about to come out.

Mandingo and Alpha Sponsor (both gullible men) are unaware of each others intimate connection to the beautiful new-comer, the Mandingo Sponsor. She was clever on how she introduced both her lovers to each other when it appeared she had no choice.She told Mandingo that the one who came to surprise her was just her friend,She told the other that Mandingo was just her local guide.
Mandingo was sensing a strange vibe as this is his territory of expertise and he was suspicious of the new male friend who had arrived to surprise his Mandingo Sponsor. 
Mandingo was not happy about the third wheel arriving- intercepting his play, so sent out an S.O.S. to Mandingstress on Caye Caulker to intervene to help keep Alpha Sponsor occupied while he worked at his game. He wanted to keep Alpha Sponsor around since two wallets are better than one.

Mandingo promised Mandingstress that if they both played the game right, they could be eating ham and turkey this Christmas, only days away.

Mandingstress says " THE BILLS ARE ALWAYS PAST DUE" 

She was ready to hop on the next boat over to join them when she encountered her colleague, Mandingstress Twin at the dock who was also heading to San Pedro with intention to head out on her own Sex Safari Hunt later that evening at the many flashy bars lineing the beach. 

A Mandingstress Twin is also known as a "GARAPATA" which is the spanish word for TICK,  for their ability to latch on as in "she held on like a tick in a deer's ear"...

Mandingstress regretted her mouth spilled like a waterfall after a monsoon, the intentions of her upcoming trip to San Pedro, since Mandingstress Twin quickly circled the game plan like a vulture hungry to land on an easy prey. She decided to join the feeding frenzy uninvited. Mandingstress says little she could do to stop her and that most players had left the starting line since the shots had already been fired.

Mandingstress still had high hopes of landing a turkey for Christmas, and  "prayed" she said, "to Baby Jesus that this turkey be an edible one and not Alpha Sponsor who she was about to meet".

As soon as they arrived in San Pedro, they were whisked off by the rest of the players on a fishing trip in the new boat Mandingo had acquired in less than 2 days from Mandingo Sponsor through: 

'gift of gab' or 'possessing the lyrics"

Mandingo promised her Paradise in a Package! She day-dreamed of catching trophy fish and romantic island hopping. Buying a small boat and engine for a few thousand dollars is a small price to pay for having your own private tours and tour guide. An experience of a lifetime she thought and she planned to milk it for all it was worth.  

"Still far less than what she will spend on tours and hotel for the duration of her stay" he said, "and she could stay with him in his cabin and travel the high seas and dotted islands with him for "FREE - except she only had to buy the gas+some food+some drinks+ganga+ and a few other little things they might need" 

not even giving his words a second thought that she had already prepaid most of the "free stuff" she was about to receive - with the cost of the boat purchased for him.

After what Alpha Sponsor called a BOGUS fishing trip,since they barely caught any fish  inside the reef, especially with the cheap hand lines and insufficient bait Mandingo, the pro guide/new boat captain had provided, they cut the trip short when sunburn proved too brutal after the bait was gone.

...they continued to the lagoon side of the island ending at Mandingo's rustic hut for an evening of fun and games, each player arriving at the scene supposedly aware of the part they are playing in the game.

Alpha Sponsor was asked to do an extensive supermarket trip earlier for the fishing trip accompanied by the hungry and thirsty ladies who were to board the boat, and enough tequila was left over for the BBQ party that evening, Mandingo made sure he had asked for several bottles.

They seasoned up the few pan fry size grunts and yellow tail they had managed to catch, wrapped it in tin foil and with some onions, and threw it on the salt air rusted grill.

Reggae music, was blaring in the otherwise silence of the lagoon, from the little battery operated cassette player, as they sat around the open fire.

Mandingstress says the group of players had hung out harmoniously so far all day and evening until Mandingstress Twin who had drank one too many tequila shots and peaked early and had fallen asleep on the rickety dock earlier, woke up and began to yell at them:

"Turn the music down, I'm trying to sleep, I'm going to complain to the landlord tomorrow, turn the bloody music down you hear me!!!!!!?" not realizing she was not at home.

Mandingstress says that when she went to the dock to comfort & calm her friend is when the whole game began to unravel and they realized they were in a players collision and all was not what it seemed.

When Mandingo and his Mandingo Sponsor disappeared for a while and no one had paid much attention except for Alpha Sponsor who  came out to the dock where she was comforting her drunk friend,who by now, had already switched personalities.

The main Sponsor simply asked:
"Have you seen my girlfriend? Mandingo?"

 It was then that Mandingstress Twin in her drunken stupor, innocently said

"they're off in the mangroves having sex. I would not go there if I were you, there are crocodiles".

Alpha Sponsor was visibly shocked & confessed that Mandingo Sponsor was in fact his lover.

He then admitted he was a married man and she  was his mistress. He had left his wife and kids at home to come surprise and spend a few days with her and it was incredulous that she was playing him like this, especially after he paid for her trip.

Mandingstress says SHE was shocked since she didn't know Mandingo Sponsor and  Alpha Sponsor were lovers! Had she known that, she said, she would have declined to play,she was under the assumption he was single and wanting to mingle and just a third wheel to be occupied.

With all the alcohol induced honesty clearing their apparent headache - they had all swallowed the truth serum called Tequila - Mandingstress admitted to Alpha Sponsor that she had been called in to entertain HIM . She was no longer willing to play the game as it was apparent that he, Alpha Sponsor was in some kind of shock.

Mandingstress Twin then decided to come clean for no apparent reason and admitted to Mandingstress that she had tried earlier in the day to seduce Alpha Sponsor with no luck. Mandingstress says that she felt like feeding her to the crocodiles in the lagoon for trying to steal her turkey.

Alpha Sponsor said he was leaving the very next day, broken hearted.

 In all the truth, he found out his money, the money he gave Mandingo Sponsor for her Belize trip was largely wasted buying a boat for Mandingo ... AND she was is screwing the local guide which was the knife twisted on his heart and lime poured in the wound. He was crushed - much like how is wife and kids would feel if they read this story about him.

The next day he left back to First World and promised never to give his ex-girlfriend another dime and NEVER to return to Belize!

Mandingo was irate with Mandingstress to bring along Mandingstress Twin "who hijacked the play which screwed up the game leaving her without her turkey for Christmas" he said.

In a game there is usually one winner and this was Mandingo who got himself a BO-OOOAT like Forest Gump.

I strongly recommend new visitors coming to Belize to buy  listen before hand,Dennis Wolfe's CD with the song

"Just another Gringo in Belize"