COCONUT BURNED BUNS
Mix Flour, yeast, water, butter, coconut milk & salt together ,
mold dough into small buns,
put in an outdoor fireheart oven or other wood burning stove,
tend to screaming kids,
forget that the bun is done until it burns,
rare, medium or well done burned buns depends on you
3RD DEGREE BURNED BUNS
Sit up comfortably in bed with your right hand on laptop,
add one lit cigarette to your left hand,
let tip of cigarette burn until it falls on bed and roll down to your bare butt,
wait until you smell the smoke of burning flesh and the heat penetrate the 3rd layer of skin
to get the perfect 3rd degree burned bun
SUN BURNED BUNS
Mix one extra white tourist in tropical weather
Substitute SPF40 for SPF2
lay buns out on dock at midday & hike up swimsuit bottoms
wait one hour and you have perfect
sun burned buns
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