CONFUSION ON CAYE CAULKER

Since yesterday, the coconut wireless tells me, there has been nothing but confusion all over the island.
TRAFFIC JAM
Golf carts narrowly missing each other,
people just about short of getting knocked down by blinded drivers,
people on bicycles running off the street,
pedestrians stopping mid street,
kids gawking,
tour guide's in heat
old men smiling,
married women & mothers of children pissed off
pre-teen boys running home to lock themselves in bathrooms
MANDINGOS in a FRENZY

all because an old gringo man with a camera, claiming they are from Miami , was walking around the island with his two young models in sheer tops exposing their breasts to the public at large. AS IF TWO WASN'T BAD ENOUGH or GOOD ENOUGH (depending who you ask) to cause confusion for one day, TODAY apparently he is walking around with THREE dressed in similar attire. The island is buzzing with excited men & pre-teen boys who have suddenly spilled out into the streets.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Nice coconuts!

More photos please.