"We're building a small house on the island and the door has no lock yet.
A local guy came to offer his services as a security man, but Maurice turned him down.
Yesterday we left a small dvd player at the house and this morning Maurice called me that is was stolen.
A couple of hours later the want-to-be-security-man came to the restaurant and said he had the dvd player. He told me that after he saw Maurice leaving, he went into the house, took the player, just to teach Maurice a lesson.
I send him to see Maurice and he thinks he's got the security job now. I hope he's still alive...."